Monday, May 19

3:18am why am I not sleeping yet?

maybe because 3am is my sunrise.

it's normal for me.

and the story of the night:

on the 6 train tonight. coming home.

I look over to my left and this girl/woman is reading some print-outs.

I nosy a glance and see something along the lines of:

Top 10 Fellatio Tips.

double take. what? what? yeeup.

the print out header says "babeland university."

so I'm wondering if she's studying to be a sex therapist. maybe that'll explain it all.

why she doesn't feel embarrassed by it. because it's a career move.

couldn't see whether the tips were useful or not, and I didn't want to stare.

so that was that.

people always overhear the weirdest things in NYC. never thought I'd oversee something that'd compare.

I feel the urge to avoid puns in this entry.

and now I have babeland university in my search box. great.

3:27am

1 comment:

  1. I can solve that mystery for you. She was coming home from a "how to please your man" workshop held at Babeland. We call our workshop program Babeland University. I can vouch for the fact that as a sex educator, I read a lot of interesting things on the subway.

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